Pantsless

Made you look! Yeah…. Not so much, huh? Went camping this weekend. Forgot my belt. You wouldn’t think this would be such a huge problem, UNLESS you were unlucky enough to be nearby when my pants were falling down (Trust me. Pantsless isn’t a good look for me.) Anyway, being a resourceful girl scout, I improvised – found me a bungee cord in the trunk and voila! Insta-belt! Just thought I’d mention in case you ever found yourself wearing southerly gravitating drawers out in the middle of nowhere. I like to be helpful, you know. Share those little bits of wisdom I gather along the way.

Also, I learned that campsite karaoke isn’t quite the same as the type that happens at a bowling alley. Almost. So close. But not quite. I never thought I would say this, but the bowling alley actually has a lot more class (although significantly LESS cute kids). We did stay for a round though because I am a sucker for making an idiot of myself on stage, and our friends’ daughter does a mean Kenney Chesney.

And speaking of making an idiot of myself on stage – callbacks for the Full Monty were today. I guess we’ll know by Friday if I’m a loud-mouthed wife or a loud-mouthed chippendales groupie. Keep your fingers crossed I’m not cast as a pantsless guy. That would be really unfortunate.

On the writing front, just rejections, rejections, and oh, wait – a referral!! Which is technically a rejection with benefits. But whose complaining, right?

3 Replies to “Pantsless”

  1. Well, as I said, Travis, definitely better than pantsless! And thanks Vanessa, I’m trying to be hopeful.

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